Important Virus Warning

There is a new virus, code name "work". If you receive "work" from your colleagues, your boss, your significant other, via e-mail, phone or anything else do not touch "work" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life. If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, follow these steps: 1. Put on your jacket 2. Round up two good friends 3. Go straight to the nearest pub. 4. Order three drinks, 14 times. You will find that "work" has been now completely deleted from your brain.
Tell this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realise that you do not have 5 friends this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life.
PS; I have the anti-virus programme called "Skive" if anyone is interested.